Twitterer of the Week

Julius Sharpe. You might already know him. You might remember him from Craig Kilborn's time at The Late Late Show. And he stayed on with Craig Ferguson for a year. He's written for David Spade, and he's written a couple episodes of The Cleveland Show.

Most Recent Tweet:

• I know why the caged bird sings: ungratefulness.

Four Older Tweets:

• Give a man a fish & he'll shut the fuck up; teach a man to fish & you'll have to see him every fucking day at your favorite fishing spot.
• I can't remember anyone from Fame's name.
• "We can't do shit about forest fires. But if people truly knew how fucked we are they'd lose their minds." (Smokey the Bear after 2 drinks)
• You know how you don't wash an iron skillet with soap, you just brush it off so it retains the flavor? Don't try that with your sheets.