Twitterer of the Week: Jesus

This weeks Twitterer needs very little introduction. In fact, in your hearts, some of you are already following him. His name is Jesus.

His early work isn't that funny. And he did have a little scandal when he lost his temper and went crazy at the church bake sale. I'm still looking for the YouTube of that. But he's calmed down and now that he's sort of moved on from all the political stuff, he's actually pretty good.

He surpassed 144,000 followers a few months ago, but he's relaxed his policy and is still accepting fans.

Most Recent Tweet:

• Don't need no Starbucks.

Four Older Tweets:

• Oh my God I totally forgot it's Fathers Day!
• I could totally take Yoda.
• I am going to destroy this taco and nobody will be able to rebuild it.
• Masturbation isn't so cool when Dad make ME kill the puppies.