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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #35

And a man in San Antonio Texas has been arrested for taking upskirt photos of women shopping at Walmart. You know about these creepy guys that do this? He'd sneak up behind women with a camera like on a stick and snap a picture up their skirt. You ever heard of that? Huh? Somebody in a skirt shopping at Walmart? When does that happen? (laughter) Maybe a mumu or stretch pants! (applause) Really? Have you ever seen anybody…in a skirt at Walmart? No! What do you—(cheers) You know— That's how he got caught. He'd been there five years. He finally found somebody. (laughter)

-August 9, 2010

Video Bits of the Week: The Value of Old Recordings

Three commercials from years ago.

Remember how the titles of all the Friends episode started "The One with…"? Trying to capitalize on a similar clever device, every episode of Joey started with "Joey and…". Yep. That's how deep they were digging. So it's pretty likely that Matt Leblanc is more embarrassed about Joey, than he is about this Heinz commercial.



The McDLT was revolutionary. It was McDonald's slightly more successful predecessor to the Arch Deluxe. "The beef stays hot, the cool stays crisp." The cool? I had a white jacket like Jason Alexander's. And I too refused to tighten my knit tie, because I had to breathe, man.



And how adorable is young Tina Fey in her sofa-print vest, black tights and pirate shirt?

Funyuns Update

Zach's Brother Seth interviews Sean Penn while sitting between two ferns. No mention of the Fugees tho.

O'Brien Chooses "Conaw" -- No, "Conan"

That's the name of Conan O'Brien's new show on TBS: "Conan".

In the video announcement, O'Brien, still bearded and ever pompadoured, calls it "Simple. Pure. Like the man himself."

The show will debut November 8th.

As of 12:48PM Eastern, 469 viewers
approved of the video announcement on
YouTube. Leno, Zucker, and a monkey
appear to have voted "against."

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #34

[Eat, Pray, Love] is about a newly divorced woman who travels the world on a journey to find herself. See that's the difference between men and women right there. Woman gets divorced, she travels the world to find herself. Guy gets divorced, he's traveled up the 5 to a studio apartment in Barstow, ok? (laughter) Yeah. Yeah yeah. She's in Italy eating Italian food; he's at The Olive Garden with a 20% off coupon. (laughter) OK?… (laughter)

-August 11, 2010

Twitterer of the Week: Michele Bachmann


Michele Bachmann is a celebrated performance artist whose controversial act gained widespread attention when she did a satirical piece referencing McCarthyism and its reflex in current political discourse. In a piece she did with Chris Matthews, she mocked Sarah Palin's paranoid campaign rhetoric about Barack Obama "palling around" with anti-American liberals like Saul Alinsky and Tony Rezko, the climactic point of the performance being a call for all anti-American senators and representatives to be exposed.

Even when she explained later that the comments should not be taken seriously, that she did not really mean them, and that Chris Matthews was in on the performance, many people still believed she had been expressing her actual views. In other performances she has parodied unfounded fears of mandatory re-education camps and an emerging global currency.

Her act is sophisticated and nuanced. Perhaps not since Andy Kaufman and his Tony Clifton character has there been a more controversial and confusing blurring of the lines between performance and lunacy.

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…at a Club Near Me

Podcasting pioneer and former Tonight Show opening act Jimmy Pardo will be performing at Crackers in Broad Ripple, next week Sept 8-11. Pardo's sniper-like delivery and selfless ability to laugh at others' jokes, make him both a good interviewer and interviewee. He can somehow come across as comfortable in his agitation. And that's how his stand-up feels too. In a very good way.

He has performed on Ferguson's Late Late Show, and had his own Comedy Central Presents special. He has appeared on Monk, Becker, That 70's Show, the early Téa Leoni vehicle, The Naked Truth and in Dreamgirls as "Comedian." Well, he didn't actually appear in that one. The scenes were cut. But he swears he was on set by invitation.

He has also hosted game shows, movie shows, and of course, his own pardcast, Never Not Funny.

Tom Segura will be performing this week, Wednesday thru Saturday, with Ari Shaffir middling.

Monday, August 30, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #33

We have Oscar winner Javier Bardem on the show tonight. (ecstatic cheers) He is in the movie, Eat, Pray, Love. (ecstatic cheers) Doesn't that sound like something that Arnold Schwarzenegger would say to Maria on a Sunday morning? [imitating Schwarzenegger] "Eat Pray Love!" Then you eat. First you eat, then you pray, then you love —Argh!" (laughter)

-August 12, 2010

Netflix Instant Nudge: Dana Gould - Let Me Put My Thoughts In You

Dana Gould is a bit absurdist, a bit storyteller, a bit impressionist, mostly caricaturist. He's one of the most complete acts working. Let Me Put My Thoughts In You, besides being wonderfully titled, is a good look at him.

His talent is splattered all over a full career. His early work on The Ben Stiller Show. His role as goofy co-worker Jimmy on the forgettable Working. His sad yet hilarious portrayal of Frankie on one episode of Seinfeld. His voices and writing and producing on The Simpsons.



That is another really weird thing I developed from my father: just this bizarre genetic inability to create muscle tone. I barely eat. I could do sit-ups all day. I stand up: I'm still built like a condom full of walnuts.

I rated this show positively a couple years ago, but only 3/5 stars. Watching it again, I'm changing that to 4/5. Greg Fitzsimmons has claimed that Bob Odenkirk's directing ruined the performance, and I might see what he's getting at. The camera zooms in and out. It pans across the stage. The audience's heads show-up on screen, even crossing Gould in parallax as the angle of the shot shifts. The audio has more echo than the smallish room needs. It's not bad direction, it's just a noticeably filmed set. I like that it highlights Gould's shifting and starting rhythm. There's a controlled mania there.

He talks about his racist father, his evil daughter, his liberal frustration, and he even talks about his own jokes. And Viagra.





Leukemia will still be there. Multiple sclerosis will be fine. We've gotta crack the old guy boner draught!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

This Week On The Shows: Aug 30-Sept 3


All guests as listed on shows' web sites at time of posting. Changes in schedule may be reflected in updates.

Friday, August 27, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #32

And TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian and…former boyfriend Reggie Bush got into a huge fight at a wedding reception…. It's a shame these two can't get along better. I mean they have so much in common. I mean they are both outstanding tailbacks don't you think? (groans and applause)

-August 11, 2010

Podcast of the Week: The Comedy Nerds

New York comedians, Dan McInerney and Dustin D'Addato have been doing The Comedy Nerds since mid-2008, focusing their show on topics and issues in comedy, more than looking at people and news. They do all of it, of course, but I appreciate the thematic direction.

Going thru my backlog of podcasts I came across an unheard (by me) episode from December of 2008: Hacks and Cheap Jokes. More than anything, the show is a good example of how hard it is to pin down claims of good-vs-cheap comedy. McInerney sets it all up with a good question his friend asked him: "What is the definition of hack? Or is it just anything you don't like?"

They underestimate fans of comedy by suggesting that hack is an "industry term" for a concept that doesn't occur to most audiences. D'Addato figures that few fans think beyond "that person is funny" and "that person's not funny." He adds "Most people aren't going to get too deeply into, you know, the theory about why a person's funny or not."

It is pretty common to see unexamined positive reactions to comedy. When it's funny, it just is. On the other hand, when a comedian isn't funny, almost everybody has a theory about why. The theories are usually full of holes, but that's no more common with the audience than with comics themselves.

D'Addato sets up a nice foundation for the definition of a hack comic. Basically, a comic that tells familiar jokes in a familiar way. This, of course, implicates every single comic at some point. And that's fine. Moshe Kasher, Andy Kindler, and George Carlin are not hacks. Their work is original, honest, and impressively effective. But if you're unwilling to say that some of their jokes are typical in style and content, you're just not being honest.

The discussion on the episode expands to movies, and McInerney stumbles a bit when he argues about the quality of specific films. He says of Airplane!

To me, you can just feel that the people who made Airplane! were just, were really into it and were just you know just love these dumb jokes and were like, 'Look at all these dumb jokes everybody. Isn't this so funny? Aren't we all just having fun?' Whereas like, those disaster movies just feel like cheap cash-ins, they feel really lazy.

D'Addato challenges that argument.

But are you sure that it's that and it's not just because at the time, that we were a little bit more just impressed with it at the time that it was happening? That we were younger and therefore more susceptible to laughing at those things? And now there's an establishment associated with it that there isn't associated with the disaster movies.

McInerney relies too much on quality being determined by his appreciation, or "feeling" about the comedy, but he does hint at the importance of originality. The argument of originality is always a tough one, and they try to tackle it, but that's one hefty beast that won't fall over. The secret to being original is probably just to get credit first. Or if you're second, to do it better. And "better" means…? Yeah. I'm not sure either.

They talk about Family Guy, hockey fights, and broad appeal. And they proclaim, very confidently, that "Dianne Wiest" is funnier than "Diane Keaton." Not as an actress. As a punchline.

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Three Joining SNL Cast

The Comic's Comic reports that sources are confirming Paul Brittain, Vanessa Bayer, and Taran Killam as new cast members for the upcoming season of Saturday Night Live.

Brittain is a Chicago based comedian, who has worked with the iO comedy team, Mike Helicopter, also teaching at the theater. He has worked with the Second City and the Annoyance Theater. He also did his solo show, Sex Ed, at the TBS Just For Laughs Festival.
Bayer, a Cleveland native, is now based in Chicago, working with the iO team Revolver, the Annoyance Theater, and The Second City Touring Company. She has interned at Conan O'Brien's NBC gig, and on Sesame Street!
Killam might look familiar from his work on MADtv, How I Met your Mother, one of the strange incarnations of Scrubs, and plenty other television appearances. He is also a member of The Groundlings.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #31

Naomi Campbell [is] testifying at the war crimes trial of the former liberian president…Charles Taylor. …It's over what they call conflict diamonds. Apparently she got them from Taylor. He was trying to impress her. You know what those are, conflict diamonds? Those are diamonds that are sold to fund wars. They call them blood diamonds. That's what it's about. Don't confuse those with conflict zirconium. No No. No. (laughter) That's a conflict that develops after your wife finds out the diamond you bought is really a cubic zirconium. That starts another war completely. (laughter) That is a whole different war. A different war. (applause)

-August 10, 2010

Rockin' Robin/Smells Like Teen Spirit

when Weird Al points to a good music mashup, people should listen:

Will Forte Leaving SNL

Will Forte has announced that he is leaving Saturday Night Live. He will not be with the show when the new season begins this fall. He has been with the show since 2002, starting as a featured player, then moving up to a regular.

Forte's characters were often strange and hard to describe. He's probably best known for MacGruber, but to me he'll alway be Tim Calhoun. The Calhoun character was probably the best example of how delivery was as much a part of his humor as the writing. And how can you beat a line like a politician campaigning with "There are times when I'm not gay at all"?

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #30

Hey this is kinda serious. Physicist—you know Stephen Hawking?—Stephen Hawking's now warning that if [the] human race doesn't colonize other planets, we will become extinct. You know, I know Hawking's a genius, but has colonizing ever worked? If we took over another planet, you know what would happen: We'd feel guilty. We'd make up for it by giving the original inhabitants casinos. We'd lose all our money. We'd be right back where we started again. (light laughter and applause) Exactly. Exactly. It doesn't work.

-August 9, 2010

Video Bit of the Week: Umbilical Brothers

I first saw this on an HBO Sketch Pad episode/special back around 2002. It was about half as long and didn't include the last segment. I like it without it, but some of the timing and balance on this one is very good.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #29

You know, it's all about jobs. That's what it is. "Jobs" is the issue. And this recession has hit Las Vegas especially hard. I read today lap dancers say they're making half of what they used to make. (laughter) Well you know what that means? A lot of these young women are gonna have to give up their dream of finishing college. You know it's just… (laughter and applause)

-July 28, 2010

Twitterer of the Week: Wendy Liebman

Wendy Liebman is probably best known for her one liners that work by changing meaning halfway through the sentence. That's a pretty standard structure for jokes, but much of Liebman's material stands out as particularly bound within the sentence.

Instead of a second sentence that explains a change in the meaning of "take my wife" or "…in my pajamas," Liebman just adds a phrase or a word or even half a word that completes the meaning differently from how you thought it was going to go. "…he really wanted me—to shut up." "I'm going out with a guy who has a five-year-old—mentality." "I have 3 older sisters. … My mother never said it, but I think she always wanted a boy—friend."

She has appeared on Carson, Letterman, Ferguson, Leno, Rosie O'Donnell, Kilborn, and all their shows. Her credits go on for so long that they need little mention.

Her tweets aren't all one-liners.

And it's recently come to my attention that she's got great taste in Twitter jokes.


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