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† …since I listed Baba Booey both last week and again this week.
All of us here at countdown, and a lot of progressives have one major well-defined problem with the rally to restore sanity and or fear…a false equivalence between what we do here, and what Fox news and the like do there.
A: I see things this way.
B: There are many other perspectives.
A: I don't care. I like seeing things this way.
B: You need to open your mind to other possibilities.
A: I don't want to. I like seeing things this way.
B: You're not even listening, are you?
A: I like seeing things this way.
I’ve been surprised a lot by the conversations I’ve had with a number of people - (Bob) Odenkirk and Rob Delaney and there have been some emotional moments. I mean, the second Mencia (podcast) was pretty amazing and my buddy Sam Lipsyte, who I love, and also the two Louis CK episodes this week were particularly important to me because we were able to rebuild our friendship that had become sort’ve strained and you can sort’ve hear that. So most all of them are good, the only time I’m a little disappointed - and I’m not gonna mention names - is where it’s difficult to have a conversation and that doesn’t happen too often.
TV sitcoms are written by Harvard graduates who don't like audiences. They don't like people. They're not popular people. And so they hate the idea that audiences can tell them whether something's funny or not. So they've built a system where they shoot on a stage in front of an audience but they ignore the audience. …
Most big sitcoms don't have an audience now. And they have a man called the laugh man and he puts in the laughs. And the laughs are short enough…that the clippy dialogue can continue. Jennifer Aniston never looks aware of the audience when she's perf— She's supposed to be performing in front of an audience on Friends. (That's how old I am.)
But uh, we had to hold for laughs, and uh, it was a mess. But it was supposed to be.
[David] Cross has a hairy ass-crack. I have womanly man-boobs. We're not the two to do it. Someone's coming that will do it. It's not us. We're the ugly mother-fuckers that are setting it up. Someone's gonna spike it. It's not gonna be us. Sorry. I'm setting up the next guy. That's my purpose.