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Thursday, July 15, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #1

Paris Hilton [was] arrested in South Africa for marijuana possession while at the World Cup. She was released a couple hours later when they discovered it was not her marijuana. See, they don't know Paris Hilton there. They just saw the blank look on her face and assumed she was stoned. She always looks that way. (laughter and applause)

-July 6, 2010

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