He's Known for His Monologue #7

President Obama announced the appointment of a new White House budget director. Which is pretty surprising. You know the White House has a budget director? What the hell [has he] been doing? (laughter)

Do we even have a budget? (laughter)

When you're thirteen trillion dollars in debt, that is not a budget. (laughter)

OK? There is no budget there. (someone claps)
-July 14, 2010