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Monday, August 02, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #13

Well here's a story of survival… A boat capsized in Chesapeake Bay Maryland, and…two men survived in the water for hours by clinging to a floating beer cooler. They had a beer cooler there. And the men held on for dear life to the beer cooler. See this is like the guy version of the movie Titanic. You know? (laughter) (beats chest and starts singing) Near! Far! Wherever you are! Just hanging on. Just hanging on to that beer cooler.(cheers and applause) Exactly. Exactly. Beautiful story. Beautiful story.

-July 21, 2010

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