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Friday, August 20, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #27

Well, the folks at Carl's Jr. restaurant are testing a new menu item: the Footlong Cheeseburger. (audience groans) You know, how fat are we getting in this country, huh? (laughter) We're buying our food by the foot now? "Yeah, give me a footlong cheeseburger. Give me 10 feet of fries, two yards of pizza…" (light laughter)

-July 13, 2010

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