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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #30

Hey this is kinda serious. Physicist—you know Stephen Hawking?—Stephen Hawking's now warning that if [the] human race doesn't colonize other planets, we will become extinct. You know, I know Hawking's a genius, but has colonizing ever worked? If we took over another planet, you know what would happen: We'd feel guilty. We'd make up for it by giving the original inhabitants casinos. We'd lose all our money. We'd be right back where we started again. (light laughter and applause) Exactly. Exactly. It doesn't work.

-August 9, 2010

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