He's Known for His Monologue #14

A catholic priest in Connecticut has been charged with stealing 1.3 million dollars in church money, and using the money for male escorts. Of course his parish is very upset about this. Except of course for the altar boys. They're going "Heh, dodged a bullet on that one." (groans and applause)

Yeah, spent 1.3 million dollars on male escorts. So of course the other priests were very confused. They said "Why buy the escort when the altar boys are free?" You know what I'm saying. (groans and light applause)

-July 7, 2010