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Four Older Tweets:
- Give a man a fish & he'll shut the fuck up; teach a man to fish & you'll have to see him every fucking day at your favorite fishing spot.
- I can't remember anyone from Fame's name.
- "We can't do shit about forest fires. But if people truly knew how fucked we are they'd lose their minds." (Smokey the Bear after 2 drinks)
- You know how you don't wash an iron skillet with soap, you just brush it off so it retains the flavor? Don't try that with your sheets.
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