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Friday, August 13, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #22

Hey, you know that cap BP put on the well? Federal officials have now detected seepage. See, I'm not sure what seepage is but it it doesn't sound good, does it? (light laughter) Sounds like that warning on the side of the bag of potato chips that have Olestra, you know? (laughter) Eww, may cause seepage (laughter) Eww I don't know what that is. Just sounds yeah, eww…don't like the sound of that. (applause)

-July 19, 2010

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