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Friday, September 03, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #37

And in a wildlife preserve down in Georgia, a rare zedonk was born. You know what that is? A zedonk? Part zebra. Part donkey. … Odd name, zedonk. Doesn't that sound like a name that Arnold Schwarzenegger would give something? (does impression) "Yah, iss a part zebra, the donkey, the— (laughter) they call it the zedonk! zedonk is what they called it when they get together." (smattering of applause)

-July 29, 2010

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