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Friday, September 24, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #51

According to a study, listen to this, women. Men! Men waste $3000 a year in gasoline as a result of not asking directions. (laughter, approval and light applause) In a related story, women waste $3000 a year on shoes they only wear once! (boisterous approval and applause) Thank you very much. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you gentlemen. (band fanfare)

-September 7, 2010

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