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Friday, September 10, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #42

Hey, did you see Naomi Campbell testifying at the war-crimes trial of the former Liberian president Charles Taylor? You know the story? Apparently he gave her some diamonds. They were blood diamonds or something. Well the court has declared her a hostile witness. Well duh. There's a surprise, huh? (laughter) She was a hostile boss, a hostile girlfriend, a hostile limo passenger. Duh! Of course she's gonna be a hostile witness. (laughter) Is that hard for anybody to understand? I'm surprised you didn't get bonked with a cellphone. (laughter)

-August 9, 2010

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