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Monday, September 13, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #43

And lawmakers in the Catalonia…region of Spain have outlawed bullfighting. Uh, they say the bulls should be treated humanely. …Yeah, I agree. Bullfighting is a terrible sport. But you know who I feel sorry for? The matadors? I mean, what are you supposed to do with that outfit? You know, it's- (laughter) It's not like you wear it to your next job. (laughter) You know, the- "Burrito supreme?" (laughter) You know, what- I mean, what are you gonna do with it? (pretends to doff his cap) Ho ho! (pretends to wave cape) Yeah exactly. (applause)

-July 29, 2010

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