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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

He's Known for His Monologue #45

The U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization claims that eating meat is a major cause of global warming, and is urging us to try other alternatives including insects. They say we should eat insects, because they're rich in protein. All right. Here's my question. Say you're eating a bowl of insects, (titters) and a fly lands on your food: (laughter) I mean do you shoo it away or is it j—? I mean just— (laughter) Really, I mean just what's really—? I mean if it lands there are you—? (applause)

-August 12, 2010

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